Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

I wonder if @stevewoz and @donttrythis are on the same segway league.

I will be building a Soundwave costume with my son for Halloween. So proud.

(And yes, the costume is for him.)

RT @andymatic: 1. Go to fcc.gov/comments
2. Click on 14-28
3. Comment “I want internet service providers classified as common carriers.”
4. Done

The [apple]watch is so clearly photoshopped onto these stock photos. Also no way they handed one to each of those models and kept it secret.

RT @charmcitygavin: . @stephenfry Douglas was right. We still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. :)

Food truck operators: the Durham @lifeandscience Museum opens at 12 on Sundays. Hungry families start milling around in the lot at 11…

I’m always a little surprised when I hear the ISIS leader speak, that he doesn’t sound at all like Cobra Commander.

Just finished watching Wreck-It Ralph. There was a Fix-it Felix Jr game for the iPad, but it’s been removed from the App Store? WTF?

RT @Ihnatko: When Ryan Seacrest asks “Are you ready to rock?” it means something terrible has happened to the fundamental concept of rocking.

Occam’s razor? That’s the biggest conspiracy of them all!