07
Mar 15

Sleep is for the weak! Screw it! I’m weak!

Sleep is for the weak!

Screw it! I’m weak!


06
Mar 15

Dick move, winter

Dick move, winter


04
Mar 15

It’s the eternal question, isn’t it? “When the h…

It’s the eternal question, isn’t it?

“When the hell did I sit in gum?”


03
Mar 15

I’ll be more impressed when it can play through an…

I’ll be more impressed when it can play through an Infocom text adventure.

wired.com/2015/02/google…


02
Mar 15

When a fat man in a track suit marches out of the…

When a fat man in a track suit marches out of the coffee shop bathroom with a loud and satisfied “Ahh!” it’s time to leave.


02
Mar 15

So, winter. We cool? Cool.

So, winter. We cool?

Cool.


28
Feb 15

Sorry, Mr.Nimoy, but it looks like the company is…

Sorry, Mr.Nimoy, but it looks like the company is out of business. I hope you pre-ordered.

gizmodo.com/317341/star-tr…


25
Feb 15

“Most of the quotes on the Internet that are attri…

“Most of the quotes on the Internet that are attributed to me are either misattributed or apocryphal.” – Mark Twain, 1896


24
Feb 15

Stop it, Elsa. Just stop.

Stop it, Elsa. Just stop.


24
Feb 15

Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. P…

Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow!

youtu.be/OElW2BrB6So