Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Best. *CRUNCH* Watermelon. *SLURP* Ever. *NOM NOM NOM*

I’m looking forward to seeing the new Winnie the Pooh reboot. I hope they keep it true to the original and Han still shoots first.

It’s been more than 40 years. When can we expect a sequel to “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”? The cliffhanger ending is a real tease.

Ending space exploration is akin to putting all your eggs on one basket, then taking a shit in the basket.

Oof … I feel like frelling, fracking, smeg.
#scififlu

Hm? Did I just get my first google+ phishing email? That was fast.

Wow. Thunder or a meteor strike? #kaBOOM

Recruiter asked if I knew anyone looking for a permanent front end web designer position. Contact me, and I’ll pass your name along.

Sousa. Barbershop quartet. Does it get more ‘merican than that? http://showyou.com/s/waxj26

Five years ago, I declared my independence from corporate bullshit, office politics and cubicle walls.

Also, regular paychecks.