16
Jul 12

RT @bruces http://t.co/ZXazwX5…

RT @bruces http://t.co/ZXazwX5d Canada’s plastic money can’t stand the heat of… Canada? #MassiveClimateHoax


15
Jul 12

I’ll let you deny climate chan…

I’ll let you deny climate change all you want, as long as you build your big new house on the outer banks.


15
Jul 12

I’ll let you deny climate chan…

I’ll let you deny climate change all you want, as long as you build your big new house on the outer banks.


13
Jul 12

I am the operator of my pocket…

I am the operator of my pocket calculator. #Kraftwerk


07
Jul 12

Gas prices going down? In the …

Gas prices going down? In the summer? Big oil losing profits? Totally Obama’s fault!


07
Jul 12

100° and sunny. Two shady par…

100° and sunny. Two shady parking spaces, and you’re parked in both. You win. #assholeoftheday


07
Jul 12

100° and sunny. Two shady par…

100° and sunny. Two shady parking spaces, and you’re parked in both. You win. #assholeoftheday


06
Jul 12

Once again the formula of Unfa…

Once again the formula of Unfamiliar Vegetable + Oil + Roasting = Yummy works to my advantage.
Tonight’s UF = fennel bulb.


05
Jul 12

Only English beer would be mad…

Only English beer would be made better by mixing with lemonade. #theshandyisalie


05
Jul 12

You remember your dad saying, …

You remember your dad saying, “Close that door! We can’t air condition the whole neighborhood!”?
You think we could try that? #damnhot