Please stop comparing Oscar Pistorius to “able bodied” athletes. Clearly, his body is just as “able” as theirs. #GoBladeRunnerGo
Monthly Archives: August 2012
09
Aug 12
My son’s generation will ponde…
My son’s generation will ponder the gay marriage debate the way we do doctors endorsing smoking and the mildly racist things grandma says.
08
Aug 12
Ever have one of those clients…
Ever have one of those clients that… follow you on twitter and you can’t ever say anything snarky about them?
07
Aug 12
That’s right, twitter. Yoko On…
That’s right, twitter. Yoko Ono just declared, “free pussy riot!”
07
Aug 12
I wonder if Kenneth ever did t…
I wonder if Kenneth ever did tell that guy what the frequency was.
06
Aug 12
Based on the amount of money t…
Based on the amount of money they waste on sending me unwanted mail, it seems like the RNC is trying to save the USPS single-handed.
05
Aug 12
Why do some of the apps on my …
Why do some of the apps on my phone use a floppy disk icon for the “save” button? #anachronism
03
Aug 12
Just a reminder: don’t rub you…
Just a reminder: don’t rub your eyes after chopping up peppers. Even mild or sweet ones. #ouchouchouch
03
Aug 12
Just a reminder: don’t rub you…
Just a reminder: don’t rub your eyes after chopping up peppers. Even mild or sweet ones. #ouchouchouch
01
Aug 12
The birthdays in my calendar a…
The birthdays in my calendar app somehow lost their birth years, which reset to 0 at some point, then to 2000. Happy 12th birthday everyone.