What child is this? The results up next on Maury. #updatedcarols
random stuff
08
Dec 13
Rudolph looks great after rhinoplasty #updatedcaro…
Rudolph looks great after rhinoplasty #updatedcarols
08
Dec 13
The 36 days of Christmas, depending on how late Th…
The 36 days of Christmas, depending on how late Thanksgiving is. #updatedcarols
08
Dec 13
Silent night, thanks to noise-cancelling headphone…
Silent night, thanks to noise-cancelling headphones #updatedcarols
07
Dec 13
RT @brodiewest: To the non sportsing person, this…
RT @brodiewest: To the non sportsing person, this does pretty much sum up sport in a nutshell… http://t.co/0WneBkQMnG
06
Dec 13
I don’t care that it was 80 degrees today. I made…
I don’t care that it was 80 degrees today. I made soup because it’s supposed to be December.
06
Dec 13
It’s a narrow portion of the population that can g…
It’s a narrow portion of the population that can get away with wearing yoga pants anywhere outside a yoga studio. i.e. not the wide portion.
05
Dec 13
Something to be said about lunching in a Pho resta…
Something to be said about lunching in a Pho restaurant, with a gathering of Vietnam vets at the next table.
Not sure what, but something.
03
Dec 13
11 months of the year, “trim the tree” means takin…
11 months of the year, “trim the tree” means taking things off it. This time of year it’s just the opposite. Go home English. You’re drunk.