28
Oct 14

You killed my father. Prepare to die. Inigo is my…

You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
Inigo is my name-o.
I N I G O.
I N I G O.
I N I G O.
Inigo is my name-o.


27
Oct 14

The two materials that any adhesive will stick bes…

The two materials that any adhesive will stick best to: itself, and leg hair.


26
Oct 14

Out of historical curiosity: Has any Truther-style…

Out of historical curiosity: Has any Truther-style conspiracy theory ever turned out to be true?


23
Oct 14

Toy companies: you do not make a “boy” toy into a…

Toy companies: you do not make a “boy” toy into a “girl” toy by painting it pink. It becomes a girl’s toy when you give it to a girl.


21
Oct 14

Laura had a stroke at 25, and needs an expensive b…

Laura had a stroke at 25, and needs an expensive brace to walk again. Let’s help on her way to becoming a cyborg: gofundme.com/fm30bg


16
Oct 14

Velcro: When you want to open something quietly, f…

Velcro: When you want to open something quietly, fuck you.™


14
Oct 14

Wind + rain + oak trees + back porch == acorn hail…

Wind + rain + oak trees + back porch == acorn hailstorm.


13
Oct 14

After finding the mailbox empty on Columbus Day, t…

After finding the mailbox empty on Columbus Day, the boy had to know who Columbus was, and why he gets a holiday.


10
Oct 14

When someone says “Stop” part of me still says “co…

When someone says “Stop” part of me still says “collaborate and listen.”


06
Oct 14

Shipping was less than expected? And you refunded…

Shipping was less than expected? And you refunded me the difference?

You, sir, win eBay!