21
Oct 14

Laura had a stroke at 25, and needs an expensive b…

Laura had a stroke at 25, and needs an expensive brace to walk again. Let’s help on her way to becoming a cyborg: gofundme.com/fm30bg


16
Oct 14

Velcro: When you want to open something quietly, f…

Velcro: When you want to open something quietly, fuck you.™


14
Oct 14

Wind + rain + oak trees + back porch == acorn hail…

Wind + rain + oak trees + back porch == acorn hailstorm.


13
Oct 14

After finding the mailbox empty on Columbus Day, t…

After finding the mailbox empty on Columbus Day, the boy had to know who Columbus was, and why he gets a holiday.


10
Oct 14

When someone says “Stop” part of me still says “co…

When someone says “Stop” part of me still says “collaborate and listen.”


06
Oct 14

Shipping was less than expected? And you refunded…

Shipping was less than expected? And you refunded me the difference?

You, sir, win eBay!


06
Oct 14

Thanks, CNN. The latest nightmare fuel for this da…

Thanks, CNN. The latest nightmare fuel for this daddy is the phrase “asymptomatic at bedtime, but dead by morning.”

Fuck.


03
Oct 14

The government is all like “We are the only ones t…

The government is all like “We are the only ones that should have encryption!”

Odd they never take that same stance with guns.


03
Oct 14

Jony Ive doesn’t do keynotes for fear he will brea…

Jony Ive doesn’t do keynotes for fear he will break into Howard Hughes from the Aviator

“Diamond chamfered edges!
Diamond chamfered edges!”


03
Oct 14

You know Jony Ive hates it when this happens. ht…

You know Jony Ive hates it when this happens.

ow.ly/i/76oRH