Mental Hygiene

Does Google maps have an “avoid the ghetto” mode? I’ll need it the next time I take a wrong turn in Durham.

I wonder if I could get away with doing a “Julie and Julia” thing with my “Old Mr. Boston’s Guide” http://ow.ly/2yhP6

don’t know if i should be happy or disturbed. my son is saying “Daddy” now, but he’s saying it to the cat.

People need to stop using the phrase “sooner rather than later”… um… soon.

Okay. This is the last time I’ll ask: please sign up and vote for my panel, and help send me to #SXSW http://bit.ly/911Tweets

Broke the Wachovia ATM depositing a check. Years of engineering and r&d taken down by a paper jam.

I no longer accept “That’s not the way we do things here” as an excuse. @hackmanagement

If you are still using IE6, YOU ARE KILLING THE INTERNET.

thanks to our new nighttime routine, the baby is now sleeping better than I am.

Sarah Palin making up words is such a damp squid. What should worry you are the people that put her on a pedal stool.