Laura had a stroke at 25, and needs an expensive brace to walk again. Let’s help on her way to becoming a cyborg: gofundme.com/fm30bg
Velcro: When you want to open something quietly, fuck you.™
Wind + rain + oak trees + back porch == acorn hailstorm.
After finding the mailbox empty on Columbus Day, the boy had to know who Columbus was, and why he gets a holiday.
When someone says “Stop” part of me still says “collaborate and listen.”
Shipping was less than expected? And you refunded me the difference?
You, sir, win eBay!
Thanks, CNN. The latest nightmare fuel for this daddy is the phrase “asymptomatic at bedtime, but dead by morning.”
The government is all like “We are the only ones that should have encryption!”
Odd they never take that same stance with guns.
Jony Ive doesn’t do keynotes for fear he will break into Howard Hughes from the Aviator
“Diamond chamfered edges!
Diamond chamfered edges!”