Thanks for the review. Sorry about the extra fees, mate!?(originally from G+)
In honor of John Williams’ birthday, today the music stuck on a loop in my head will be the Imperial March.
These opening ceremonies are cool, but I’m looking forward to when NBC cuts away to a pointless interview with Michael Phelps.
There is no I in TEAM, but there is MEAT.
Congratulations to Bill @TheScienceGuy Nye for refraining from the use of “nutjob” during yesterday’s debate.
Ill-fitting yoga pants are the new “mom jeans”.
When the Hellmouth opens, it will be disguised as a Monkey Joe’s.
Cashier at the Liquor Store: “Big Super Bowl party, huh?”
Me: “The what now?”
The decongestant bottle says not to exceed four pills in 24 hours.
My sinuses say, “Challenge, accepted!”
Flying Spaghetti Monster, give me strength.