16
Feb 15

More like bipolar vortex, amirite?

More like bipolar vortex, amirite?


16
Feb 15

Instead of airstrikes, let’s ship all *our* gun-to…

Instead of airstrikes, let’s ship all *our* gun-toting religious extremists off to fight *their* gun-toting religious extremists.


11
Feb 15

Not a parking guru. http://t.co/LetcIHwm6d

Not a parking guru.

ow.ly/i/8BTfL


01
Feb 15

So, what was the over/under on Katy Perry wardrobe…

So, what was the over/under on Katy Perry wardrobe changes?


01
Feb 15

Like any game, it all came down to who wanted it m…

Like any game, it all came down to who wanted it more. And in the end, Katy Perry just wanted it more.


28
Jan 15

I’ve got 99 problems and 127 of them are potential…

I’ve got 99 problems and 127 of them are potentially duplicated fonts. Would you like to resolve the conflicts automatically, or manually?


25
Jan 15

Did you know that the vaccines you have refused to…

Did you know that the vaccines you have refused to give to your kids could also protect you from me punching you in the face?


23
Jan 15

Perhaps it’s time we informed the politicians that…

Perhaps it’s time we informed the politicians that keep reminding us they’re not scientists, that they aren’t priests or theologians either.


22
Jan 15

RT @NewRaleigh: Raleigh Google Fiber? http://t.co/…

RT @NewRaleigh: Raleigh Google Fiber? http://t.co/ro6JBviAyh

Yes, please!

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21
Jan 15

For when my daughter starts playing with dolls:…

For when my daughter starts playing with dolls:

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