Silent night, thanks to noise-cancelling headphones #updatedcarols
RT @brodiewest: To the non sportsing person, this does pretty much sum up sport in a nutshell… http://t.co/0WneBkQMnG
I don’t care that it was 80 degrees today. I made soup because it’s supposed to be December.
It’s a narrow portion of the population that can get away with wearing yoga pants anywhere outside a yoga studio. i.e. not the wide portion.
Something to be said about lunching in a Pho restaurant, with a gathering of Vietnam vets at the next table.
Not sure what, but something.
11 months of the year, “trim the tree” means taking things off it. This time of year it’s just the opposite. Go home English. You’re drunk.
It took a while, but it looks like I may finally get my HERF gun: arstechnica.com/security/2013/…
Dumb enough to go shopping today? You probably didn’t immunize your kids either. It’s measles for Christmas!
Planning to go shopping tomorrow?
FUCK YOU. You are part of the problem.