Sunday afternoons are the. Fucking. Worst.
Just watched Kingsman. I will never hear “Free Bird” the same way again.
Or “Pomp and Circumstance” for that matter.
My favorite daily carry multitool? Steve Wozniak’s business card.
Does Tim Cook know his new nickname is Big Gay?
Can anyone create a new X-Prize?
I propose $1 million to the botanist who develops a way to de-stinkify my neighborhood’s Bradford Pears.
“This law is not about discrimination”
(This law is about extending to people like me the right to discriminate against people not like me)
Dang, people in this place are rude. Just staring.
I’m sitting under the TV, and there’s a basketball game on.
Some people just have no empathy.
I know exactly how they feel.