09
Apr 15

RT @digg: Barcelona player kicks soccer ball 50 ya…

RT @digg: Barcelona player kicks soccer ball 50 yards into a basketball hoop: di.gg/1GQfWe2

Too bad he was offsides.


04
Apr 15

My favorite daily carry multitool? Steve Wozniak’s…

My favorite daily carry multitool? Steve Wozniak’s business card.

blog.stephengates.com/wp-content/upl…


02
Apr 15

Does Tim Cook know his new nickname is Big Gay?

Does Tim Cook know his new nickname is Big Gay?


31
Mar 15

http://t.co/s7wXbeWTFM

http://t.co/s7wXbeWTFM

CBc5WQUWQAAg2jC


29
Mar 15

Can anyone create a new X-Prize? I propose $1 mi…

Can anyone create a new X-Prize?

I propose $1 million to the botanist who develops a way to de-stinkify my neighborhood’s Bradford Pears.


28
Mar 15

“This law is not about discrimination” (This law…

“This law is not about discrimination”

(This law is about extending to people like me the right to discriminate against people not like me)


27
Mar 15

Dang, people in this place are rude. Just staring….

Dang, people in this place are rude. Just staring.

Oh.

I’m sitting under the TV, and there’s a basketball game on.


26
Mar 15

Some people just have no empathy. I know exactly…

Some people just have no empathy.

I know exactly how they feel.


17
Mar 15

Please be patient while I berate @ipowerhosting fo…

Please be patient while I berate @ipowerhosting for screwing up installing an SSL certificate in the most horrific way possible.


17
Mar 15

In case anyone has been trying to contact me, my m…

In case anyone has been trying to contact me, my mail server is currently experiencing an existential crisis.