27
Jul 12

Mary Poppins. Mr. Bean. Voldem…

Mary Poppins. Mr. Bean. Voldemort. But no Doctor? No TARDIS?

At least there was a NeXT cube.


26
Jul 12

What’s the typographical equiv…

What’s the typographical equivalent of sarcastic air quotes?


26
Jul 12

Dear Jackson family, We only p…

Dear Jackson family,
We only put up with you because of Michael. Now, please go away. We miss him, too.


25
Jul 12

RT @importantshock The mayor o…

RT @importantshock The mayor of Boston tells Chick-fil-A, in so many words, to fuck off: http://t.co/f6kxmiVR /via @LettersOfNote


24
Jul 12

The term “brogrammer” is offen…

The term “brogrammer” is offensive to me. I prefer “broveloper”.


24
Jul 12

So, Michael was the stable, gr…

So, Michael was the stable, grounded Jackson. Who knew.


22
Jul 12

Is it possible my toddler has …

Is it possible my toddler has restless leg syndrome? And restless arm? And restless everything? #noSleepTilPuberty


21
Jul 12

If only there were some way fo…

If only there were some way for drivers to indicate to one another which direction they were turning at an intersection…


20
Jul 12

Microsoft Word v5 = $495. v201…

Microsoft Word v5 = $495. v2010 = $139.
Adobe Photoshop v5 = $600. vCS6 = $699.
@Adobe You’re doing it wrong.


17
Jul 12

When my son gets older, I hope…

When my son gets older, I hope the Girl Scouts will have started accepting boys.
http://t.co/Q5GIzBFJ