Mental Hygienethe best thing you’ve done for your brain all day

People need to stop using the phrase “sooner rather than later”… um… soon.

Okay. This is the last time I’ll ask: please sign up and vote for my panel, and help send me to #SXSW http://bit.ly/911Tweets

Broke the Wachovia ATM depositing a check. Years of engineering and r&d taken down by a paper jam.

I no longer accept “That’s not the way we do things here” as an excuse. @hackmanagement

If you are still using IE6, YOU ARE KILLING THE INTERNET.

thanks to our new nighttime routine, the baby is now sleeping better than I am.

Sarah Palin making up words is such a damp squid. What should worry you are the people that put her on a pedal stool.

In case I haven’t already bugged you to: Please vote (and comment) on my #SXSW proposal: http://bit.ly/911Tweets

well, that worked out. now to root this thing so i can tether…

Froyofiying my Droid. Wish me luck…