Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

I just had someone quote my @citycampral lightning talk back to me. Nice to know someone was actually listening.

Wow. It’s like someone just realized they had left the heat on too long, and switched it over to AC.

The only downside to early voting is that it doesn’t exempt you from the next month of political ads.

Agreed. But, if the Pope was a bear, would he still wear a funny hat in the woods?

I keep getting spam disguised as email from @Baratunde. #spammertunde

Ready for a new phone. Verizon. Android. Galaxy Nexus or S3?

New business plan for @AmericanAir:
Step 1: give your pilots what they want.
Step 2: give your customers what they deserve.

How does @AmericanAir maintain this stellar level of customer service? Seriously *stellar*
#sarcasmhashtag

Taxi drivers still using carbons to take credit cards? One word: @square. Look it up.

Weather in the northeast delays our flight from Denver to Dallas, so we miss the RDU flight by 20 mins. So now, Dallas for the night. Sigh.