09
Oct 12

I just had someone quote my @c…

I just had someone quote my @citycampral lightning talk back to me. Nice to know someone was actually listening.


08
Oct 12

Wow. It’s like someone just re…

Wow. It’s like someone just realized they had left the heat on too long, and switched it over to AC.


08
Oct 12

The only downside to early vot…

The only downside to early voting is that it doesn’t exempt you from the next month of political ads.


06
Oct 12

Agreed. But, if the Pope was a…

Agreed. But, if the Pope was a bear, would he still wear a funny hat in the woods?


04
Oct 12

I keep getting spam disguised …

I keep getting spam disguised as email from @Baratunde. #spammertunde


04
Oct 12

Ready for a new phone. Verizon…

Ready for a new phone. Verizon. Android. Galaxy Nexus or S3?


01
Oct 12

New business plan for @America…

New business plan for @AmericanAir:
Step 1: give your pilots what they want.
Step 2: give your customers what they deserve.


01
Oct 12

How does @AmericanAir maintain…

How does @AmericanAir maintain this stellar level of customer service? Seriously *stellar*
#sarcasmhashtag


01
Oct 12

Taxi drivers still using carbo…

Taxi drivers still using carbons to take credit cards? One word: @square. Look it up.


30
Sep 12

Weather in the northeast delay…

Weather in the northeast delays our flight from Denver to Dallas, so we miss the RDU flight by 20 mins. So now, Dallas for the night. Sigh.