Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Considering taking a train to #SXSW $400, 3 days travel time, multiple-hour and overnight layovers. Ah the romance of rail travel.

NC State might have better fundraising results if they would stop referring to me as a “Wolfpacker”

Shopping list on the fridge:

Gin
Vodka
Cheerios

W00T! my #SXSW proposal was finally accepted! Now to buy plane tickets and start working out. Don’t want to be all flabby for my TSA feelup.

Has anyone figured out a way to bottle baby giggles? I have a bumper crop right now, but I know there will be a drought eventually.

Still plenty of anti-protest parking! Come on down! Bring the whole family – fun for all ages!

John Lennon – bigger than Jesus, but his message stayed the same. Peace and Love. http://ow.ly/3lZQi

Holy crap! Snow!

I need to get to the store and get bread, milk, eggs and beer!

Wait. I have beer.

Never mind.

I’m at the cold recovery stage where the only thing still congested is my ears. Is there a Neti Pot for that?