Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Kickstarter round 2 starting soon. I apologize in advance to all my friends and colleagues for spamming you with requests for donation.

I wonder if Neil deGrasse Tyson is as frustrated by Angry Birds Space as much as I am.

MacBook Pro battery after a year in storage. http://t.co/xXlfskYw

That Book that you use to define marriage? It also says you should kick your wife out of bed if she’s menstruating.

Guys: if you don’t choke up a little at the end of “Finding Nemo,” you’re not ready to be a daddy.

Dear Internet,
My parents now own an iPad. They will ask some questions and will probably invite you to play Words With Friends. Be nice.

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“You see Charlie Sheen has a new show called ‘Anger Management’.”
“That’s appropriate.”
“They probably couldn’t call it ‘Batshit Crazy’.”

Not much time left. All I need is 1,000 people to step up in the next two days. http://t.co/fEVnSAWo

Worried that Shari’a law will impose someone else’s religious morals on you? Ever try buying beer on Sunday morning?