Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

RT @bruces http://t.co/ZXazwX5d Canada’s plastic money can’t stand the heat of… Canada? #MassiveClimateHoax

I’ll let you deny climate change all you want, as long as you build your big new house on the outer banks.

I’ll let you deny climate change all you want, as long as you build your big new house on the outer banks.

I am the operator of my pocket calculator. #Kraftwerk

Gas prices going down? In the summer? Big oil losing profits? Totally Obama’s fault!

100° and sunny. Two shady parking spaces, and you’re parked in both. You win. #assholeoftheday

100° and sunny. Two shady parking spaces, and you’re parked in both. You win. #assholeoftheday

Once again the formula of Unfamiliar Vegetable + Oil + Roasting = Yummy works to my advantage.
Tonight’s UF = fennel bulb.

Only English beer would be made better by mixing with lemonade. #theshandyisalie

You remember your dad saying, “Close that door! We can’t air condition the whole neighborhood!”?
You think we could try that? #damnhot