Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Just to clarify: in Russia, the meteorite didn’t actually injure anyone. Its massive, sustained sonic boom and midair explosion did. #boooom

Thinking of getting a puppy for your Valentine? Get a shelter dog. They’ll both love you more.

Meanwhile, my son’s bedtime tantrum enters hour two.

The Pope is infallible. Until he decides he’s fallible.

Drinkin’ beer and doin’ my taxes. What could go wrong?

Foohbaaaah!
Foooobaaaahh! FOOOOHHBAAAAWWW!
FUHBAWWWW!
(fubaw)

Remembering my days as a poor, ramen-eating design student. I just sharpened an x-acto blade to get a few more cuts out of it.

Taking probiotics and antibiotics, letting them fight it out. So far, I’m losing.