Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Pain meds, sleep deprivation and screaming infants make filling out a birth certificate a daunting task. Meet our daughter, Buzz Lightyear.

Officially overdue now. Or, fashionably late.

Grandpa, holding a football: “Go long!”
Ben: “No!”

Ha! I knew it was inevitable: io9.com/zombies-invade… #DowntonZombies

Okay, baby girl. Any day now.

Sounds like my neighbors are playing “Dueling Banjos: Chainsaw vs. Leafblower Edition” again.

Working on our short list of baby girl names. Looks like “Lil’ Asskicker” didn’t make the list.

Guess what service I used to read about the impending shutdown of Google Reader?

Decongestant and antihistamines aren’t cutting it. Need a snot exorcist.

I like this taco truck. When my order was ready they yelled “hey gringo!” My first time here, and I already have a nickname.