Cashier at the Liquor Store: “Big Super Bowl party, huh?”
Me: “The what now?”
Monthly Archives: January 2014
31
Jan 14
Cashier at the Liquor Store: “Big Super Bowl party…
30
Jan 14
The decongestant bottle says not to exceed four pi…
The decongestant bottle says not to exceed four pills in 24 hours.
My sinuses say, “Challenge, accepted!”
25
Jan 14
I can’t remember when I stopped looking forward to…
I can’t remember when I stopped looking forward to staying out late, and started looking forward to going to bed early.
21
Jan 14
Heading out to @AIGARaleigh event… but first EGG…
Heading out to @aigaraleigh event… but first EGGS! BREAD! MILK! SNOW!
16
Jan 14
Sometimes I just want to put my hands up in the ai…
Sometimes I just want to put my hands up in the air, and wave them around as if I care very deeply about something.
10
Jan 14
How long before Jelly.co devolves into “Does this…
How long before Jelly.co devolves into “Does this look infected to you?”
08
Jan 14
With all these new Fitness trackers coming out, I…
With all these new Fitness trackers coming out, I really want to see someone get one of each, where them all, and compare the data.