Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Phineas and Ferb is the boy’s new favorite show.

Hey, where’s Perry?

Came home over the weekend to some very *ahem* rude looking mushrooms in our yard. Now they are dying off. Still rude, just less excited.

RT @PeteDominick:
ow.ly/3p9q2G

I’m all for teaching kids gun safety, but you don’t teach fire safety by setting someone on fire

RT @digg: di.gg/1q1RkHe

“the NRA has…Chuck Norris […] An actor, in the sense that he showed up in films”

MTV Video Music Awards? Is that still a thing?

Is there a word meaning to explain something to a person with no frame of reference? e.g. describe colors to the blind, music to the deaf?

The sign days the next exit has “food lodging”

I’m not sure about that. What kind of food, and where is it getting lodged?

CORRECTION @mc_frontalot in Raleigh, Wednesday September 17. Kings Barcade.

How about this: Give $100 to ALS research and you can dump a bucket of ice water on my head.

Who’s in?