Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

That chirping sound just outside the back door? The flashlight reveals… flying squirrels! #Nocturnalcuteness

Choked up. Watching my high school marching band performance from 1992 on youtube. http://ow.ly/5FFf3 #nostalgia

Apparently two hundred-degree days in a row is what we must go through to get a drive-with-the-windows-down, eat-lunch-outside beautiful day

I was going to write something funny, but the book actually exists. “Fertility For Dummies” http://bit.ly/otjTUU #makeyourownjoke

Best. *CRUNCH* Watermelon. *SLURP* Ever. *NOM NOM NOM*

I’m looking forward to seeing the new Winnie the Pooh reboot. I hope they keep it true to the original and Han still shoots first.

It’s been more than 40 years. When can we expect a sequel to “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”? The cliffhanger ending is a real tease.

Ending space exploration is akin to putting all your eggs on one basket, then taking a shit in the basket.

Oof … I feel like frelling, fracking, smeg.
#scififlu

Hm? Did I just get my first google+ phishing email? That was fast.