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Nov 14
If you won’t buy Apple products because Tim Cook i…
If you won’t buy Apple products because Tim Cook is gay, we don’t want you to either.
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Nov 14
We peaked at about 4 EPH last night. Much lower th…
We peaked at about 4 EPH last night. Much lower than expected.
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Oct 14
You killed my father. Prepare to die. Inigo is my…
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
Inigo is my name-o.
I N I G O.
I N I G O.
I N I G O.
Inigo is my name-o.
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Oct 14
The two materials that any adhesive will stick bes…
The two materials that any adhesive will stick best to: itself, and leg hair.
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Oct 14
Out of historical curiosity: Has any Truther-style…
Out of historical curiosity: Has any Truther-style conspiracy theory ever turned out to be true?
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Oct 14
Toy companies: you do not make a “boy” toy into a…
Toy companies: you do not make a “boy” toy into a “girl” toy by painting it pink. It becomes a girl’s toy when you give it to a girl.
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Oct 14
Laura had a stroke at 25, and needs an expensive b…
Laura had a stroke at 25, and needs an expensive brace to walk again. Let’s help on her way to becoming a cyborg: gofundme.com/fm30bg
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Oct 14
Velcro: When you want to open something quietly, f…
Velcro: When you want to open something quietly, fuck you.™
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Oct 14
Wind + rain + oak trees + back porch == acorn hail…
Wind + rain + oak trees + back porch == acorn hailstorm.