Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Soccer isn’t just a sport, it’s a religion.

That gives me two reasons to not care about World Cup.

Thanks, Fitbit, for reminding me to park at the back of the lot to get more steps. Maybe next time, remind me to bring an umbrella, too.

ow.ly/i/5QHqw yes, I buy wine based on the graphic design on the label.

Funny how much more responsive a server is when it’s not hosting 16 concurrent VNC sessions.

baratunde @sixwords Does STFU count as one word?

“Just STFU and get over it.”

#sixwordsadvice

RT @aigaraleigh: Got tech questions? Ask @option8, the Designer’s IT guy. 6/10 #homegrown owl.li/xeKq7

Hey, that’s me!

RT @blakespot: Chilling thought: the planet Mars is populated entirely by robots.

Lose five pounds and an inch off your waist this weekend! Get norovirus today! #hyuurggh

Don’t go see Chef on an empty stomach. Or without a drool cup handy.

And I’ll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.