TSA: sir? Is this your bag?
Me: yep.
TSA: what kind of electronics are you traveling with today?
Me: the old kind.
#kansasfest
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Jul 13
TSA: sir? Is this your bag? Me: yep. TSA: what kin…
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Jul 13
Ben: “To activate my superpowers, I push this butt…
Ben: “To activate my superpowers, I push this button. But it’s not really a button, it’s just a freckle.”
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Jul 13
RT @stephenfry: Thanks, Your Majesty, for the Roya…
RT @stephenfry: Thanks, Your Majesty, for the Royal Assent. You soon won’t be the only married queen in Britain. Hurrah, hurray hurroo! #Eq…
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Jul 13
For a Space Battleship, the Yamato spends a lot of…
For a Space Battleship, the Yamato spends a lot of time in various planetary bodies of water.
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Jul 13
Currently testing the Mythbusters conclusion that…
Currently testing the Mythbusters conclusion that swearing increases pain tolerance. ow.ly/1Z4LtS
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Jul 13
Waiting* is the hardest part. (* for the vicodin t…
Waiting* is the hardest part.
(* for the vicodin to kick in)
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Jul 13
The next Doctor should be Hugh Laurie. They can ch…
The next Doctor should be Hugh Laurie. They can change the title to “Who, M.D.”
Sonic screwdriver? No. A cane and a handful of vicodin.
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Jul 13
TIL: orthodontics = tooth straightening. Orthopaed…
TIL: orthodontics = tooth straightening. Orthopaedics = child straightening.