23
Jul 13

TSA: sir? Is this your bag? Me: yep. TSA: what kin…

TSA: sir? Is this your bag?
Me: yep.
TSA: what kind of electronics are you traveling with today?
Me: the old kind.
#kansasfest


18
Jul 13

Ben: “To activate my superpowers, I push this butt…

Ben: “To activate my superpowers, I push this button. But it’s not really a button, it’s just a freckle.”


17
Jul 13

RT @stephenfry: Thanks, Your Majesty, for the Roya…

RT @stephenfry: Thanks, Your Majesty, for the Royal Assent. You soon won’t be the only married queen in Britain. Hurrah, hurray hurroo! #Eq


15
Jul 13

For a Space Battleship, the Yamato spends a lot of…

For a Space Battleship, the Yamato spends a lot of time in various planetary bodies of water.


14
Jul 13

#floriduh

#floriduh


11
Jul 13

Currently testing the Mythbusters conclusion that…

Currently testing the Mythbusters conclusion that swearing increases pain tolerance. ow.ly/1Z4LtS


11
Jul 13

Waiting* is the hardest part. (* for the vicodin t…

Waiting* is the hardest part.
(* for the vicodin to kick in)


10
Jul 13

The next Doctor should be Hugh Laurie. They can ch…

The next Doctor should be Hugh Laurie. They can change the title to “Who, M.D.”

Sonic screwdriver? No. A cane and a handful of vicodin.


09
Jul 13

TIL: orthodontics = tooth straightening. Orthopaed…

TIL: orthodontics = tooth straightening. Orthopaedics = child straightening.


04
Jul 13

‘Murica!

‘Murica!