Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Can’t be at SXSW this year, but I can still get my lunch at a taco truck 4sq.com/wUF2LY

Backward hat. Sunglasses on neck. Fingerless gloves. Dangling cigarette. Ugly scarf. Unleashed dog. Starbucks Guy, you are only allowed two.

Thank you, Hollywood, for not greenlighting the inevitable Bosom Buddies reboot.

Only Trent Reznor can still look like a BAMF even while playing tambourine.
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Taking my new C-MAX back to the dealer to have the SYNC system replaced. This is what I get for buying a car running a Microsoft OS.

Reading Dr. Seuss to my son’s preschool class today. Trying hard to not drop the F bomb.

When I get my Google glasses, I’ll set them to only respond when I say “Hello, computer” like Scotty in Star Trek III. #ifihadglass

Need a twitter client that filters out tweets with more than three @ or # in them.

HE DOESN’T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!

Whew… I couldn’t hold that in any longer.

When I get my Google glasses, I’ll set them to only respond when I say “Hello, computer” like Scotty in Star Trek III. #okglass