Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Germany, in what world is a chocolate bar filled with marzipan called “sport”? bit.ly/WRXvxY

After a long, slow decline, today we said goodbye to another of our cats. No more furry friends left in the house.

Anybody in Raleigh have a Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 I could borrow?

My problem with cosplay is that there aren’t enough middle-aged, overweight super heroes to go around. Get on that, @Marvel!

If your system has no problem automatically subscribing my anti-spam address, why does it come back as “invalid” when I try to unsubscribe?

Just to clarify: in Russia, the meteorite didn’t actually injure anyone. Its massive, sustained sonic boom and midair explosion did. #boooom

Thinking of getting a puppy for your Valentine? Get a shelter dog. They’ll both love you more.

Meanwhile, my son’s bedtime tantrum enters hour two.

The Pope is infallible. Until he decides he’s fallible.

Drinkin’ beer and doin’ my taxes. What could go wrong?