Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Does your client refer to your budget as “the spend” and either the designer or their designs as “the creative”? You work for a douchebag.

I said, “I’m a logger.”
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Can you have a cat de-meowed? The cat in question is part Maine Coon, part car alarm.

I really want @waze to work on this – crowdsourced maps and traffic integrated with my new car? Done. arstechnica.com/information-te…

Yes. Very much yes. I want to go to my @netflix queue without having to sift through all of my son’s “Bob The Builder” gigaom.com/2013/01/07/net…

I’ll bet that being jumped by Fonzie was the start of the decline in that shark’s career, too.

Breakfast for dinner. That is all.

We just started watching Downton Abbey S1. Good show so far, but a slow starter. When do the zombies attack? #buildingtension

Okay, I’ll admit it. I scoffed at first, and didn’t see the appeal, but now I’m completely absorbed by the world of Downton Abbey.

Received the following series of wrong-number texts the other day:
Hey scott
Is tracy
How u been
Ru still available to donate some sperm?