Ben: Daddy, daddy daddy, I made you out of clay. When it’s dry and rainy I will play. Jingle bells jingle on the way…
Me: Sounds right.
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Dec 12
Ben: Daddy, daddy daddy, I made you out of clay. W…
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Dec 12
To paraphrase Lady Macbeth, “Out, damn snot!”
To paraphrase Lady Macbeth, “Out, damn snot!”
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Dec 12
WBC vs Anonymous. This should be fun. In a war li…
WBC vs Anonymous. This should be fun.
In a war like this, nobody wins.
Except Anonymous.
They win.
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Dec 12
Gasp! A foreign pop star I’d never heard of six mo…
Gasp! A foreign pop star I’d never heard of six months ago made some remarks against an unpopular war almost ten years ago? String him up!
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Dec 12
Get your bids in now for the corporate naming righ…
Get your bids in now for the corporate naming rights for Baby #2. The front-runner so far is “Best Buy Walgreens Mangin” #isthatagirlsname?
05
Dec 12
Thinking about a Ford CMax hybrid for my next car…
Thinking about a Ford CMax hybrid for my next car – the Mini’s a little tight for a family of four. Any concerns from the peanut gallery?
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Dec 12
The phrase “on Meth” is “on crack” on steroids.
The phrase “on Meth” is “on crack” on steroids.
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Nov 12
Not shaving off my #movember ‘stache. It’s an 11 m…
Not shaving off my #movember ‘stache. It’s an 11 month head start on my @JamieNoTweet Hyneman Halloween costume.
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Nov 12
I picked Karma up from the vet for the last time t…
I picked Karma up from the vet for the last time today.
This is my last depressing note on the subject. More snark and poop jokes tomorrow.
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Nov 12
Fuck you, cancer. Seriously. FUCK. YOU. Leave my…
Fuck you, cancer. Seriously. FUCK. YOU.
Leave my kitty cats alone, and go mess up Donald Trump or something.