If I were King, waking a sleeping child would be a capital offense.
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Sep 12
I’m at SPARKcon 2012 (Downtown…
I’m at SPARKcon 2012 (Downtown Raleigh, Raleigh) http://t.co/RRn2nP4T
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Sep 12
I should just rename the Shaza…
I should just rename the Shazam app on my phone to “Is this Nick Drake?”
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Sep 12
I think the term “domestic ter…
I think the term “domestic terrorist” must have been coined by someone raising a two-year-old.
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Sep 12
The BBC thought that deep frie…
The BBC thought that deep fried candy bars were an urban myth. http://t.co/nRfIfthG
05
Sep 12
What do you do with a two year…
What do you do with a two year old insomniac? Do they make chewable Ambien?
03
Sep 12
If you sell kid- or family-ori…
If you sell kid- or family-oriented products, your showroom should really be open on Labor Day. #TakeMyMoney
28
Aug 12
Getting certified to cut stuff…
Getting certified to cut stuff with frickin’ lasers. (@ Techshop Raleigh Durham) http://t.co/ZBfTGxgi
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Aug 12
Until Google+ and Picasa photo…
Until Google+ and Picasa photos are all accessible through Google Drive, I’m using this: https://t.co/Z2rzvpfX