Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

I don’t know what baffles me more: that I’m getting dinner at a Cracker Barrel, or that the gift shop has Christmas decorations already.

Apple to Samsung: “Make it an even billion. You can keep the small change.”

S’mores upgraded: giant roasters marshmallows, Nutella, pretzel crackers. #saltysweet

S’mores upgraded: giant roasters marshmallows, Nutella.

Recipes for a bucket of freshly caught crawfish. Go!

A lottery ticket vending machine? Brilliant! They should put one of these next to every ATM.

#Hooliganism is actually a pretty cool name for a band.

RT @GrinchNeutron Q: How much did @MittRomney pay for his haircut?
A: Nothing. It was just a youthful prank.

Please stop comparing Oscar Pistorius to “able bodied” athletes. Clearly, his body is just as “able” as theirs. #GoBladeRunnerGo

My son’s generation will ponder the gay marriage debate the way we do doctors endorsing smoking and the mildly racist things grandma says.