Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Andy, Andy, Andy! *sniff*

Made the startling discovery upon returning from vacation that a mouse had been in the house. The two house cats declined to comment.

For some people at the seafood buffet, “all you can eat” is not an enticement, but a lifestyle.

If it’s not illegal to transport this much North Carolina pork product across state lines, it should be. #Nahunta

Do doo do do do. #manahmanah

Need an option to mute all tweets with more than three @ or # signs. #makeitso

Do you have any experience buying or selling through http://t.co/dVGcHmLF? Positive or negative impressions? Please share.

Fixed wonky DNS setting for backup MX. Somehow transposed an A record and CNAME. #IHateItWhenIDoThat

Broke out the ice cream maker. #HomemadePeachIceCream

By my rough estimate of his caloric intake and energy expenditure, my son is running at 200% efficiency.