Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Have I mentioned lately how awesome and generous you are? And that I have a kickstarter project?
http://t.co/DaQahgqp

Also, you smell nice.

Mention that Cinnabon pretzels are a crime against taste. Get followed by @cinnabon

Cinnabon Pretzels. Crime against nature, or just plain criminal? http://t.co/WnIp5Ia9

I wonder if a tv-b-gone or similar could turn off the auto running ads on the little TVs the gas station just installed in all their pumps.

Every time someone mentions taking a “bio break” I imagine them going off to shed a pseudopod.

THIS: http://t.co/RNZQoEZL

Newbie Avengers fans are asking how the Hulk’s pants stay on. The answer lies in your knowledge of the Fantastic Four: http://t.co/3mGEzyzJ

Wackadoodle DNS issue resolved. Boneheaded mistake fixed.

To the states who will now benefit from the economic and social influence of companies pulling their $ out of NC: You’re welcome.

At least Buckhorn gets to have malt beverages and unfortified wine now.