20
Apr 12

OH “You see Charlie Sheen has …

OH
“You see Charlie Sheen has a new show called ‘Anger Management’.”
“That’s appropriate.”
“They probably couldn’t call it ‘Batshit Crazy’.”


17
Apr 12

Not much time left. All I need…

Not much time left. All I need is 1,000 people to step up in the next two days. http://t.co/fEVnSAWo


17
Apr 12

Worried that Shari’a law will …

Worried that Shari’a law will impose someone else’s religious morals on you? Ever try buying beer on Sunday morning?


14
Apr 12

Wow. I wish @Bruce’s would twe…

Wow. I wish @Bruce‘s would tweet about *my* kickstarter project… http://t.co/fEVnSAWo


13
Apr 12

http://t.co/PpqImt8T on Pressu…

http://t.co/PpqImt8T on PressurePen: http://t.co/NEOgFaz1


12
Apr 12

A “courtesy call”? You know wh…

A “courtesy call”? You know what’s more courteous? Not calling and pretending you’re not trying to sell me something.


06
Apr 12

The @pressurepen app has been …

The @pressurepen app has been on the iTunes store less than a day, and already I’m getting “promote your app” spam.


01
Apr 12

Fayetteville also has a store …

Fayetteville also has a store called Banging Systems. I really hope they sell audio gear.


01
Apr 12

Tipsy McStagger’s. Great name …

Tipsy McStagger’s. Great name for a bar, or greatest name for a bar?
Fayetteville, NC.


24
Mar 12

End of day 4, and my kickstart…

End of day 4, and my kickstarter project has reached… 1% of its goal. *sigh*
http://t.co/0SRXx5T9