Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Latest Frankintosh completed. Meet the G4 Apple IIc:
http://t.co/RiROeRVA

My next business plan: get suckers to pay me a shitload of money to write their business plans for them. #entrepreneur

Okay, science. Make up your mind. Which is going to kill me first: Artificial sweeteners in my diet soda, or high fructose corn syrup?

Okay, science. Make up your mind. Which is going to kill me first: Artificial sweeteners in my diet soda, or high fructose corn syrup?

I love it when the solution to a client’s panicked email about his website is “clear your cache and reload.”

Mmm hrmm. Gnome cyan?

Wow. I had no idea NCSU had mounted police.

My first thought when I saw the “We’re moving!” sign over the Blockbuster was “to the Redbox kiosk in front of the drug store.”

Is Al Sharpton a “family friend” of every dead black celebrity? @Baratunde – if he wants to hang out with you, RUN.

Ahem…
YOU ARE A GROWN ASS MAN! PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS!
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Sorry.