The girl scouts in front of Harris Teeter desperately need a @Square reader. #whocarriescash
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Feb 12
Hm. I wonder if that Dayquil I…
Hm. I wonder if that Dayquil I took could have been Nyquizzzz… Zzz…
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Feb 12
Wondering when #KevinThompson …
Wondering when #KevinThompson is going to call me today. I think I might have some fun with him one more time, then let him off the hook.
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Jan 12
in which #KevinThompson and I …
in which #KevinThompson and I discuss trust, Betty’s honeymoon, the Information Age, and bad people on the Internet. http://t.co/KgLf31WO
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Jan 12
“Oh my God. Why would I send y…
“Oh my God. Why would I send you a fake check?” #KevinThompson
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Jan 12
Nothing from #KevinThompson al…
Nothing from #KevinThompson all day, then he calls to check on me. Thought he was getting wise.
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Jan 12
Supertramp was right. “Watch w…
Supertramp was right. “Watch what you . They’ll be calling you a radical, a liberal, fanatical, criminal.”
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Jan 12
How come nobody has kicked New…
How come nobody has kicked Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney out of the country? They talk all the time about destroying America.
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Jan 12
#KevinThompson desperately tri…
#KevinThompson desperately tries to keep me from taking his check to the bank, and I act like my wife doesn’t know http://t.co/12ppJk4X