04
Feb 12

The girl scouts in front of Ha…

The girl scouts in front of Harris Teeter desperately need a @Square reader. #whocarriescash


04
Feb 12

Hm. I wonder if that Dayquil I…

Hm. I wonder if that Dayquil I took could have been Nyquizzzz… Zzz…


02
Feb 12

Worse idea: Watchmen prequels …

Worse idea: Watchmen prequels or Star Wars prequels?


01
Feb 12

Wondering when #KevinThompson …

Wondering when #KevinThompson is going to call me today. I think I might have some fun with him one more time, then let him off the hook.


31
Jan 12

in which #KevinThompson and I …

in which #KevinThompson and I discuss trust, Betty’s honeymoon, the Information Age, and bad people on the Internet. http://t.co/KgLf31WO


31
Jan 12

“Oh my God. Why would I send y…

“Oh my God. Why would I send you a fake check?” #KevinThompson


31
Jan 12

Nothing from #KevinThompson al…

Nothing from #KevinThompson all day, then he calls to check on me. Thought he was getting wise.


31
Jan 12

Supertramp was right. “Watch w…

Supertramp was right. “Watch what you . They’ll be calling you a radical, a liberal, fanatical, criminal.”


31
Jan 12

How come nobody has kicked New…

How come nobody has kicked Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney out of the country? They talk all the time about destroying America.


30
Jan 12

#KevinThompson desperately tri…

#KevinThompson desperately tries to keep me from taking his check to the bank, and I act like my wife doesn’t know http://t.co/12ppJk4X