Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

MANAH MANAH!

Yesterday’s blackouts “furthering corporate interests” and “abuse of power”? Wow, Hollywood really is out of ideas.

Dear Universe,

Can today not be one if “those” days? Please?

Since my iPod was recalled, I’ve been listening to a lot of radio in my car.

Damn, I want my iPod back.

Another sentence I never thought I’d say:
“What happened to Mr. Potato Head’s other arm?”

The essential problem with supporting any political party is that they are all made up of politicians.

Once again, Radio Shack has let me down. Raleigh peeps : is there a hobby/electronics store with a better parts catalogue?

Child: I want n!
Me: [offers child n]
C: No! Don’t want n!
Me: [removes n]
C: Want n!

Repeat for all values of n. Every day. Forever.

If you just called me, I didn’t answer because the caller ID said “Phone Scam” http://t.co/T9Lu01bq

I resolve that in 2012 I will drink more, take up smoking, and treat people in my life worse than ever.
#resolutionstobreak