Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Had a hankering for Indian food while out running errands. I was not quite prepared for the music videos pouring forth from the flat-screen.

fun. malware masquerading as a @DHLexpress shipment notification.

Okay, internet. Cut it out with the dubstep, and I’ll lay off the prog rock. Deal?

My favorite spam of the day :

“Convert your CAR to run on WATER!!”

…and two hours later, the leaves are all in one big pile. Two big piles. Two enormous piles.

How much does my dear wife love me?

We just returned from dinner at a Brazilian steakhouse.
#meatcoma

Idea: a charitable giving FSA.

Discuss.

#veterans vs #eleven – fight!

(My money’s on the vets.)

80s music plays /
Orange slice floats in my beer /
Waiting on Thai food.

Every time I hear someone talking about their “personal brand” I can’t help thinking they’re about to announce their signature scent.