Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

You ever have one if those dreams where you realize you left the house without pants on, then tweeted about it, only it wasn’t a dream?

Android engineers:
I know that wont, dint and ill are all real words. Id like to remove them from the autocorrect dictionary.

If corporations are people, then people are corporations. And any two of them should be allowed to join in merger/marriage.

hmm. spam pretending to be about comments on a youtube video. as if anyone pays attention to youtube comments…

Wait a minute! We’re fish! We don’t ride bicycles!

Looks like my #sxsw panel proposal with @hak5darren has been accepted.

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Timing. Timing. Timing.

Ah, the state fair. Where hipsters, hicks and hoodlums can all get together in one place and marvel at the crap some people will pay to eat.

A sentence I was hoping I could wait a little longer to say:
“Ben, why do you keep taking your pants off?” #almostTwo

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