Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Dear Jackson family,
We only put up with you because of Michael. Now, please go away. We miss him, too.

RT @importantshock The mayor of Boston tells Chick-fil-A, in so many words, to fuck off: http://t.co/f6kxmiVR /via @LettersOfNote

The term “brogrammer” is offensive to me. I prefer “broveloper”.

So, Michael was the stable, grounded Jackson. Who knew.

Is it possible my toddler has restless leg syndrome? And restless arm? And restless everything? #noSleepTilPuberty

If only there were some way for drivers to indicate to one another which direction they were turning at an intersection…

Microsoft Word v5 = $495. v2010 = $139.
Adobe Photoshop v5 = $600. vCS6 = $699.
@Adobe You’re doing it wrong.

When my son gets older, I hope the Girl Scouts will have started accepting boys.
http://t.co/Q5GIzBFJ

RT @bruces http://t.co/ZXazwX5d Canada’s plastic money can’t stand the heat of… Canada? #MassiveClimateHoax

I’ll let you deny climate change all you want, as long as you build your big new house on the outer banks.