I find it strange that among all the porn and penis enlarging email entreaties i get in my spam bucket, i also get a bunch that claim a particular
piece of software will increase the reliability and stability of Windows. (i wonder if Microsoft has heard of this?)
as if people are just as desperate for free kiddie porn and bigger cocks as they would be to have a more stable operating system.
but, as one of my friends put it, “you gotta have a stable OS in order to masturbate while you look at porn.”
good point, i suppose.
but i think my favorite is the spam email claiming their service will make it so i “NEVER RECEIVE JUNK MAIL AGAIN!“
if that ain’t irony in a nutshell, i don’t know what is.