29
Jun 14

RT @creamerkylec: This is one of the most adorable…

RT @creamerkylec: This is one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen :) http://t.co/URHGj1IRID

BrBGa1RCIAErqov


29
Jun 14

Can any of my foursquare using friends explain the…

Can any of my foursquare using friends explain the point of the Swarm app?


29
Jun 14

“Daddy, I want to go to the Apple store.” “Why? Wh…

“Daddy, I want to go to the Apple store.”
“Why? What do you want to get from the Apple store?”
“Apples!”
Whew.


26
Jun 14

How I Met Your Dick or How I Dick Your Mother @…

How I Met Your Dick
or
How I Dick Your Mother

@DrewFromTV #ReplaceShowNamesWithDick


25
Jun 14

Only Michael Bay would think that the Ninja Turtle…

Only Michael Bay would think that the Ninja Turtles would wear samurai armor.

Ninja. Turtles.


24
Jun 14

Nothing quite as satisfying as sending out an invo…

Nothing quite as satisfying as sending out an invoice from a coffee shop, and getting paid before you finish your latte. Thanks @freshbooks


22
Jun 14

Soccer isn’t just a sport, it’s a religion. That…

Soccer isn’t just a sport, it’s a religion.

That gives me two reasons to not care about World Cup.


12
Jun 14

Thanks, Fitbit, for reminding me to park at the ba…

Thanks, Fitbit, for reminding me to park at the back of the lot to get more steps. Maybe next time, remind me to bring an umbrella, too.


09
Jun 14

http://t.co/uXXWSjzv21 yes, I buy wine based on th…

ow.ly/i/5QHqw yes, I buy wine based on the graphic design on the label.


05
Jun 14

Funny how much more responsive a server is when it…

Funny how much more responsive a server is when it’s not hosting 16 concurrent VNC sessions.