27
Dec 12

To paraphrase McBain: “My sinuses! The Nyquil does…

To paraphrase McBain: “My sinuses! The Nyquil does nothing!”


26
Dec 12

Looks like we made it through another holiday seas…

Looks like we made it through another holiday season without having to tap into the Strategic Pecan Pie Reserves. #crisisaverted


26
Dec 12

There are many valid critiques of The Hobbit, but…

There are many valid critiques of The Hobbit, but I still found it very entertaining from beginning to slightly dissatisfying end.


21
Dec 12

Gonna party like it’s Baktun 14!

Gonna party like it’s Baktun 14!


20
Dec 12

If the Mayans could tell the future, there would b…

If the Mayans could tell the future, there would be a lot more Mayans around today to laugh at all the crazy white people freaking out.


18
Dec 12

Sign me up. RT @fwong Kickstarter idea – Pay for t…

Sign me up. RT @fwong Kickstarter idea – Pay for the salaries of a group of people to legally harass the Westboro Baptist Church full-time.


18
Dec 12

I’ll forgive Peter Jackson for stretching Hobbit i…

I’ll forgive Peter Jackson for stretching Hobbit into 3 films, if he can manage to fit in ‘the Scouring of the Shire’ he left out of RotK.


17
Dec 12

Nielsen ratings taking tweets into account? Cool….

Nielsen ratings taking tweets into account? Cool.

BTW I’ll be live-tweeting an Alf marathon later this week.


17
Dec 12

To paraphrase Paul Atreides: “The snot must flow.”

To paraphrase Paul Atreides: “The snot must flow.”


17
Dec 12

Ben: Daddy, daddy daddy, I made you out of clay. W…

Ben: Daddy, daddy daddy, I made you out of clay. When it’s dry and rainy I will play. Jingle bells jingle on the way…
Me: Sounds right.