30
Dec 14

I mentally add a hundred or so steps to my fitbit…

I mentally add a hundred or so steps to my fitbit count each day, to account for my daily “Where the hell did I leave my fitbit?” time.


29
Dec 14

My phone now recognizes my voice saying “Okay Goog…

My phone now recognizes my voice saying “Okay Google”. What it needs to do is recognize my wife’s voice saying “Honey, please remember…”


29
Dec 14

Bill Bye vs Bill Nighy… FIGHT!

Bill Bye vs Bill Nighy…

FIGHT!


29
Dec 14

This. http://t.co/QMWCGjO1zJ

This.

thedoghousediaries.com/5945


28
Dec 14

RT @a2_4am: 4boot boot0: 19 lines of code to boot…

RT @a2_4am: 4boot boot0: 19 lines of code to boot the world from nothing http://t.co/QqQyitIo7x

B5-QcuZCIAA6dJw


28
Dec 14

Just watched some kids “make it rain” with the fak…

Just watched some kids “make it rain” with the fake money at Marbles (kids museum)


26
Dec 14

Now, It’s time for the annual viewing of How the G…

Now, It’s time for the annual viewing of How the Grinch Stole Boxing Day.


25
Dec 14

According to the notches I’ve made in this rock, t…

According to the notches I’ve made in this rock, the days are getting longer again. So the Great Night Goat is no longer devouring the sun.


24
Dec 14

Now that Apple patched the NTP security bug, my sy…

Now that Apple patched the NTP security bug, my system clock is no longer set to “Hack All The Things”

Cc: @hak5darren


24
Dec 14

What Child is This? The DNA results, up next on Ma…

What Child is This? The DNA results, up next on Maury.

#updatedXmas