28
Apr 11

Birthers: left without a cause…

Birthers: left without a cause? Join the Scalpers in demanding to see proof of Donald Trump’s hairline! #itsonlyfair


28
Apr 11

This morning, my son decided t…

This morning, my son decided that applesauce tastes better when chugged.


27
Apr 11

I’ll believe in intelligent de…

I’ll believe in intelligent design when expectant parents spontaneously grow a third arm.


27
Apr 11

Fact or urban legend? Snopes.c…

Fact or urban legend? Snopes.com hasn’t been redesigned since the 90s.


27
Apr 11

Facebook really needs an “Enem…

Facebook really needs an “Enemies” setting. And a “Dead To Me” setting.

If you’re friends with one of my Enemies, you’re Dead To Me.


25
Apr 11

When I presented applesauce to…

When I presented applesauce to my son for dinner, he squealed so loud it set off the glass break sensors in our alarm system.


21
Apr 11

Whoof! What did they put in th…

Whoof! What did they put in this wine? Oh yeah, *wine*.


21
Apr 11

~$ wget -q -O US_Constitution….

~$ wget -q -O US_Constitution.txt http://1.usa.gov/US_Constitution
~$ grep -c “god” US_Constitution.txt
0
~$


20
Apr 11

hm. having trouble finding an …

hm. having trouble finding an iOS developer that can help me with a small request.

i thought i could throw a rock these days and hit one.


15
Apr 11

trying to buy an upgrade to Fl…

trying to buy an upgrade to Flash via Adobe’s website, i understand even better why so few of my clients are asking for Flash websites.