31
Dec 13

Fireworks at midnight new year’s eve? Fine. But wh…

Fireworks at midnight new year’s eve? Fine. But why at 7:49?


30
Dec 13

http://t.co/HyQfj1j68S Like drinking 80 proof hon…

ow.ly/i/4aj1Z
Like drinking 80 proof honey.


25
Dec 13

No 3D printer under the tree. Oh well, I guess I’l…

No 3D printer under the tree. Oh well, I guess I’ll keep @shapeways in business for another year.


24
Dec 13

Keeping the Saturn in Saturnalia. Also, the Ale.

Keeping the Saturn in Saturnalia.

Also, the Ale.


22
Dec 13

Add one more to the list of “I didn’t know that wa…

Add one more to the list of “I didn’t know that was a thing until it was banned on Amazon”: Sasquatch erotica. io9.com/amazon-is-makiā€¦


18
Dec 13

Okay, Pandora. Get ready to write a big check to V…

Okay, Pandora. Get ready to write a big check to Vince Guaraldi.


17
Dec 13

More embarrassing in a political tweet, comparing…

More embarrassing in a political tweet, comparing Obamacare to the Nazis, or using then instead of than?


14
Dec 13

I think I just realized that I qualify as “adult s…

I think I just realized that I qualify as “adult supervision”

How did that happen?


10
Dec 13

The lady at the post office said it would cost ext…

The lady at the post office said it would cost extra to handle my package because it had too much girth.

That’s what she said.


09
Dec 13

Freelancers: never work for the exposure. The only…

Freelancers: never work for the exposure. The only people for whom exposure pays the bills are strippers.

CC @freshbooks