Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, so I took a photo and uploaded it to 4chan. Now he’s been doxed. #updatedcarols

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth that I lost in a scuffle on Black Friday #updatedcarols

I’m dreaming of an ethnically diverse Christmas #updatedcarols

Vegan, gluten free, fair trade chestnuts roasting on an open carbon neutral fire #updatedcarols

We wish you a merry Christmas, or we would if it wouldn’t offend too many people, so happy holidays instead #updatedcarols

What child is this? The results up next on Maury. #updatedcarols

Rudolph looks great after rhinoplasty #updatedcarols

The 36 days of Christmas, depending on how late Thanksgiving is. #updatedcarols

Silent night, thanks to noise-cancelling headphones #updatedcarols

Little beatboxer boy. #updatedcarols