29
Oct 02

minirant

i’m sick of the whole getting older business. it’s not that i have a problem being old. it’s the getting there that sucks so much.

i wouldn’t gripe too much if tomorrow, i woke up and all my hair had suddenly gone, i had a tremendous gut, no energy, and wrinkles. it wouldn’t be my best day, to be certain, but it would sure beat the slow, decades-long, downhill tumble that i can see stretching before me.

is my hairline moving back? i can’t tell. as far as i know, my hair has always looked like this. am i getting fatter? probably. my pants all still fit, but that doesn’t mean that the part of my gut that hangs out over my belt isn’t getting progressively larger…


21
Oct 02

minirant

moving sucks.

moving sucks.

moving sucks.


21
Oct 02

minirant

at the grocery store today, i was struck by an idea.

it seems like all the major chains are offering some kind of card for people to carry that gives them discounts on certain items in their stores. most places you go, if you don’t have one of their cards, they’ll just swipe the one they have behind the counter and you save money anyway.

(this turned into a longer rant than i had intended. read the rest here.