Today felt like getting sent through a matter transference beam. Need salt and protein. Mmm… Five Guys…
Monthly Archives: August 2010
Today felt like getting sent t…
Please take a look at (and vot…
Please take a look at (and vote for) my #SXSW panel proposal, “Tweets From September 11” : http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/ideas/view/7395
sometimes i wish i had an emer…
sometimes i wish i had an emergency slide i could deploy to get out of dealing with some of my clients. #jetblue
Oh, automated phone system. Th…
Oh, automated phone system. The sound of random clicking keys in the background while you “located my information” lets me know you care.
They need to make Dentastix fo…
They need to make Dentastix for humans. Something bacon flavored I can chew on that gets rid of plaque and tartar? Sign me up.
The gravy I made for tonight’s…
The gravy I made for tonight’s country-fried steak is so good, I shall call it Meat Frosting.
I try not to baby-talk at my s…
I try not to baby-talk at my son, but sometimes he’s just such a iddle widdle doobie boober! Yes he is!
RT classic @yokoono: Imagine l…
RT classic @yokoono: Imagine letting a goldfish swim across the sky. Let it swim from the East to the West. Drink a liter of water.
Those responsible for the new …
Those responsible for the new @Quiznos singing cats ad must be punished.
Uninstalled a few old apps I n…
Uninstalled a few old apps I never use on my Droid in preparation for froyo. Runs like new again. Still, can’t wait for 2.2.