Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

Birthers: left without a cause? Join the Scalpers in demanding to see proof of Donald Trump’s hairline! #itsonlyfair

This morning, my son decided that applesauce tastes better when chugged.

I’ll believe in intelligent design when expectant parents spontaneously grow a third arm.

Fact or urban legend? Snopes.com hasn’t been redesigned since the 90s.

Facebook really needs an “Enemies” setting. And a “Dead To Me” setting.

If you’re friends with one of my Enemies, you’re Dead To Me.

When I presented applesauce to my son for dinner, he squealed so loud it set off the glass break sensors in our alarm system.

Whoof! What did they put in this wine? Oh yeah, *wine*.

~$ wget -q -O US_Constitution.txt http://1.usa.gov/US_Constitution
~$ grep -c “god” US_Constitution.txt
0
~$

hm. having trouble finding an iOS developer that can help me with a small request.

i thought i could throw a rock these days and hit one.

trying to buy an upgrade to Flash via Adobe’s website, i understand even better why so few of my clients are asking for Flash websites.