Mental Hygiene the best thing you've done for your brain all day

I have a bunch of too-salty but otherwise delicious Nahunta country ham. Any suggestions for what to do with it?

Each time a politician says a decision was “not politically motivated” it’s like he’s saying the earth’s orbit isn’t gravity motivated.

*gasp* according to this very official looking email from Facebook, my personal and banking “inofrmation” has been “publeshed”.

REI customer service for the win! Lost sunglasses replaced – no more slumming in my backup pair.

Elected officials that screw around bother me, but not as much as those that don’t have the common sense and forethought to use protection.

Considering the number of politicians named Dick (or Weiner, Boehner, etc), I wonder if it’s the same phenomenon as dentists named Dennis.

RT @boxee_news: Boxee for PC, Mac, Ubuntu Getting Fall Update http://bit.ly/kes4uI

[ ] Finally!
[ ] Too little, too late.

Don’t believe in evolution? If you’re serious about your faith, you would commit to reproducing asexually.

Just installed the new version of [NDA] on my [NDA]. You are going to love the new [NDA] feature!

Just installed the new version of [NDA] on my [NDA]. You are going to love the new [NDA] feature!